here are some random things...

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers:
simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40; if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. So be brief with people.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.



Thoughts for the day:

Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

Some people are like "slinkies". They're not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.(katie)

I have a question that James and I saw on a bumper-sticker..

WHAT WOULD JESUS BOMB?

Feel free to post your opinons about this.

Amazing Skateboarder Basketball Trick Shooting from DC Shoes

watch these professional skateboarders show their creativity with basketball at the DC training place. These white guys CAN shoot! Don't hate!

hey guys
sorry for posting those vids, i couldnt even watch them. does that blow your mind? Because that just happened. but anywayz jimmy when are you gonna put those trampoline pics up of u, glen, and me? those pictures rock!

anarchy - skate movie - falls and crashes

u might want to close your eyes

Skate Crashes

dude.........

Hey i havent really been posting anything exept for some cool vids. and pictures. i dont know how u guys can write so much on a single post or a comment but im just going to say some stuff...

1. Im having a great time hanging out with friends.
2. Sister Lopez is my third mom now.
3. I am now meeting new people where-ever i go.
4. I have my permit now and i want to thank everybody who gives me rides when we are out in service and when ever i need them. u guys are the best.
5. Jumping on jimmys trampoline or however u spell it is awesome.
6. I want to go play some mini gulf soon.
7. Kain Tayo.
8. Jimmy your new theater and sound system is sick.
9. I've had a good time going out in service.
10. And finally thank you everybody for letting me hangout with you guys.

i dont know what else to put